Animal Crackers: Henry and Jasper go shopping

Henry, a blind man, walks into a grocery store with Jasper, his seeing-eye dog at his side.

They walk to the middle of the store. Henry reaches down, picks Jasper up by the tail, and slowly starts swinging the dog around and around in circles over his head, like a cowboy with a lasoo.

The store manager, quite alarmed by this, comes hurrying over and asks, "Can I HELP you, sir?"

Henry turns and nonchalantly replies, "No thanks. Just lookin' around."

Free: Keep Out/ Do Not Disturb sign

Sometimes it's hard to get others to take your creative time seriously. ("You're just painting. Can't I watch?") So, I painted a sign for my door.

For all my fellow-artists out there trying to find time in which to concentrate and make great stuff, here's a link to the free download:

Here it is in French

Here it is in English

Enjoy and share.



Cranky Crab Keep Out sign by Belinda Darcey is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 Canada License.
Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available at www.dolcedesign.com.

Animal Crackers: The Parrot and the Burglar

A burglar breaks into a house and starts looking around for stuff to steal. He's about to grab some valuables. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up:

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room.
Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who squawks again,

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

The parrot replies, "Maybe,but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

Animal Crackers:The Frog and the Fortune Teller

A frog goes to the fair and decides to consult the fortune teller.

She gazes into her crystal ball, and her eyes widen.

"What? What is it? Tell me what you see," begs the frog.

"I see... I see a beautiful maiden," she whispers.

"Ooh, wonderful! Go on, go on," he cries.

"She will take a passionate interest in you... "

"Really??! ME? Are you sure?! "

"Oh yes. She will want to know everything about you."

"Ooh! That's fantastic!" he cries, hopping around the tent with excitement. "When will I meet her?"

"Tomorrow at 2pm"

"Where, where?!" he squeals.

"In her biology class."