A burglar breaks into a house and starts looking around for stuff to steal. He's about to grab some valuables. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up:
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room.
Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who squawks again,
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"
The parrot replies, "Maybe,but Jesus is a rottweiler!"
Friday, June 19, 2009
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