A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he couldn't find his cigarettes. He checked all his pockets, then, looking back across the room, he saw a tell-tale lump under the freshly laid carpet.
"Aw jeez. Not again!" Then, figuring there was no sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes, he pulled out his hammer and flattened the hump with one blow.
As he was collecting his tools, the lady came in. "Here," she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found these in the hallway. Now, if only I could find my parakeet..."
Thursday, July 9, 2009
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