A preacher walks into a pet store and is drawn to a beautiful parrot. He decides to buy it.
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asks the preacher.
"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.
"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."
Sure enough, when the preacher gently tugs the strings, the parrot performs beautifully.
"Marvelous!" says the preacher, "What happens if you pull both strings?"
The parrot screeches: "I fall off my perch, you fool!"
Friday, August 7, 2009
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